Uncle Jay is still on summer vacation!  In case you’re confused by the news without his help (or if you enjoy being confused WITH his help), here’s just a little tidbit.  Seeya in a few more weeks!


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16 Responses to “Uncle Jay Explains: June 30, 2011”

  1. roadyachtcaptain Says:

    If you say you are on a road trip to Argentina, we will understand

  2. The Real Kevster Says:

    Spot On Uncle Jay! … (as always…)

    “Withdrawl: Doesn’t sound ‘manly’ to me, Bill…”

    The Economc Forecast: “Grim, with continued grim until recovery (in 5 years..) and then widely scattered ‘pockets’ of recovery…”

    But, in the meantime… “The Elite” will continue to
    “Government Sacks.. err, sack the Government (you & me) until…

    “The Force” decides otherwise…

    Or, the prevailing wisdom of “the moment…”

  3. Joe Says:

    Oh, I’m sorry. Have you been gone? Must not have been paying attention. Haven’t really missed you. Won’t be signing up for your website or facebook deals. Once a week is more than enough. BTW, try to get a little more sun while your gone.

  4. John Bartus Says:

    For a geezer like myself, that was truly hilarious. Well, so long as we get our troops out safely. God bless EVERYONE.

  5. kathy Says:

    LOL Uncle Jay. Hilarious.

    Have a great vacation.

  6. mskitty Says:

    I’m so glad you are thinking of us, Uncle Jay, though I miss you I fully understand your need for a vacation, from the news or otherwise. I was hoping the surprise news item might be the one where the Dominique Strauss-Kahn rapist is now ‘proven’ to have lied after all. It’s all quite scripted, isn’t it? But that news item just came out this morning.

    You look fabulous in your Hawaiian shirt, UJ!

  7. Eddie Caplan Says:

    UJ at his best… politics with context and humor.

  8. mskitty Says:

    ooops I got that all wrong, didn’t I? I meant the woman that accused Strauss-Kahn was ‘proven’ to have lied. If I had trusted my intuition about that whole DSK story from the beginning I could have predicted that outcome.

  9. Brenda Girl Says:

    Thank You Uncle Jay, now go enjoy Your vacation. Hugs, kisses and…..You know.

  10. Steve Says:

    Uncle Jay ……………….. glad to have you back for a while, see you when you do return. Have a have a very happy vacation

  11. Sam Says:

    You ARE missed.Only you bring sanity and LAUGHS to the news. Thanks for letting us know how you are.
    Have a great va-ca!
    Patiently waiting for your return:-)

  12. Billy Boy Says:

    It was a good morning campers – thanks to UJ popping up to look for his shadow and delivering some news blows.
    It seems our incursions and withdrawals are the US’s Ground Hog Days. Could we just stay limp for a while?
    Dick was one and Barracho is conflicted I think.

  13. Jimmy Threeshoes Says:

    Uncle Jay, will you be traveling to Coo’ba to visit Hugo Chavez while he gets back on his chubby little feet?

    Have a wonderful vacation!

    Your fans in cell block 8

  14. Billy Says:

    OMG Uncle Jay We ARE of the same generation. LOTFLMAO

    That was the hardest Ive laughed in a long time. Tricky Dickie returns for an encore. HEE HEE HEE

  15. Sal Says:

    I just want to thank you Uncle Jay. I tend to be too serious minded and your little clips are therapy. You help me to laugh at the silliness. I hope you realize what a talent you have and what a gift you are. Thanks again. P.S. Looking forward to my next Monday morning dose of RELAX!! :)

  16. plusaf Says:

    Y’all will like this one, I think…
    from a friend…

    ============
    I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”

    She said “It’s President’s Day!”

    She is a smart kid.

    I asked “What does President’s Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln … etc.

    She replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment.”

    You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose…
    ===================

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