The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday.  One consolation: no 2012 election!  And maybe that kid can finally go to his prom, but will there even be one?  Uncle Jay explains.


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14 Responses to “Uncle Jay Explains: May 16, 2011”

  1. Joe Says:

    Great! The world has come to an end. Now we won’t have to worry about the Mayan end of the world. No worries as to the debt limit, or Obamacare (which reminds me, they call it Obamacare instead of Obamacares because he doesn’t.) Now what are we to worry about? Hope they have enough supplies up there in the ISS. Might be awhile before the get back down.

  2. Rhonda Says:

    OMGosh, you had me scared. A final Uncle Jay; how would we know what’s going on? You aren’t allowed to leave us stranded. Don’t scare us like that!

  3. David Says:

    Yo’ Jay . . .

    You forgot to mention the current planetary alignment of six planets: Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune. Astrologers have always been fascinated by planetary alignments, and the doomsayers of 2012 have been prophesying this particular mystical alignment for Dec. 21, 2012 — only it’s happening a little ahead of schedule. Like right now. So, be prepared. It augurs a portent happening!

    Just sayin’.

  4. Jimmy Twoshoes Says:

    Great episode Uncle Jay! Please move the end of the world to Monday because I have to go back to school!

  5. mskitty Says:

    Ya, I got worried too seeing ‘Uncle Jay’s Final Episode’. I thought omg this can’t be true. Who will put things in perspective for me every Monday! Thank goodness, it was a false flag lolll but of the good kind :)

    Amazing that even Uncle Jay knows about that Harold Camping thing! As a disgraced Calvinist, Harold Camping sure still gets around. I hear Camping on his Family Radio program while scanning the dials, and it’s true, he is predicting May 21st to be the end. He is utterly nuts. I heard that on the NY subway system he even had ads put up about May 21st.

    What a world this is. Uncle Jay comforts me.

  6. Molly Says:

    Great news review this week, Uncle Jay — but if you ever scare me again with a Subject Line like that one, I’m gonna cry!!!

  7. Citizen Jane Says:

    I was not aware of the May 21st thing either, until this past Saturday at the Tulip Festival in Holland, MI. Yes, there are loonies in the Heartland, too. There was a “Family Radio” wacko with a very slick placard that “guaranteed” that May 21 is “Judgement Day”. People were totally ignoring him, and my husband would not let me go up and kick him in the ….nevermind. Nice work, Uncle Jay. Looking forward to your next episode.

  8. FedupwithR Says:

    What Uncle Jay is going to retire? Zoot, I’ll miss him. Oohwough! just a joke thank goodness. Have a great week!

  9. pc88 Says:

    It’s sad the the end is near. More sad than that is that I recognize the guy in the video that bin Laden is watching!!

  10. kathy Says:

    WOW Big ending there Uncle Jay.

    Mel Gibson as the Beaver. Haha good one.
    Disney grabs Navy seal. Haha.

    You make the news very entertaining. Good Show. THX Uncle Jay.

  11. ETexSanta Says:

    Well there is no video today . . . Hummm was Uncle Jay taken away on Saturday and I was left behind??? Man, what a bummer!

  12. Sara Pitbull Says:

    Since the world is ending, we don’t have to worry about the national deficit, Obamacare or global warming any more, right?

    According to WB’s Harry Potter preview, “It all Ends 7-15.” So that should give you 54 more days.

  13. dan Says:

    From the picture wouldn’t it be his LEFT hand??? :-)

  14. Nana Says:

    So that’s it? You alone were Raptured up? Well, no one more fitting. Missing you.

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    Uncle Jay replies:
    Hi, Nana. You are among the many people I’ve heard from who apparently enjoy watching Uncle Jay every week, but haven’t actually subscribed.

    Subscribers were informed two weeks ago that Uncle Jay is taking his first real summer vacation. After doing episodes almost every week for over 4 years, on my own time and dime, I’m going to relax. Maybe travel the world using the lavish profits from my Tipjar and DVD sales.

    If you subscribe now, you’ll get the official announcement of Uncle Jay’s suntanned return. Here’s the link:

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    It’s free, with only one humorous mailing per week, no spamming, and Uncle Jay’s high standards allow only the finest clients to steal your identity.

    Thanks for your support, and have a great summer.

    Regards,
    Uncle Jay

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