Happy Tax Day, and Happy Passover!   May the total pages of your tax return be thinner than matzah.   May your sleep be as serene as an air traffic controller.  May the color of your toenails fit your gender.  Uncle Jay explains!

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11 Responses to “Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 18, 2011”

  1. Ken Says:
    April 17th, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Hi Jay!

    Love the nails!

    Ken in Georgia

  2. kathy Says:
    April 17th, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    LOL the Extreme Shielding. Loved it.
    Don’t give Trump the idea to go on American Idol.
    Happy Tax Day To YOU too.

    And how green to wish that the total pages of my tax return are thinner that matzah. I e-filed.

    THX again Uncle Jay,
    Happy Easter.

  3. plusaf Says:
    April 18th, 2011 at 12:02 am

    And what is that lovely color called?!

    Great video, UJ! Yeah, Trump… just in it to help us all… and other fantasies like that. LOL!

  4. mskitty Says:
    April 18th, 2011 at 5:54 am

    Donald Trump with that goofy-looking hair style of his looks like Bela Lugosi in ‘Dracula’.

    God forbid, but if he ever did become president, this country would officially enter a reality TV Twilight Zone. If I were younger I would renounce my alleged citizenship and become a citizen or subject of some charming country in the Alps like the Von Trapp family did. I only wish I could do so today.

  5. mskitty Says:
    April 18th, 2011 at 5:56 am

    LOLLLL I just noticed the red nail polish you are wearing Uncle Jay!

  6. Joe Says:
    April 18th, 2011 at 6:31 am

    Were teenagers that ugly when WE were teens? Those kids are really ugly. I pity teenagers wanting to be and look like those girls standing up in that car. BTW, I’ve already spent my tax refund, UJ…filled my gas tank.

  7. Jeff Says:
    April 18th, 2011 at 7:19 am

    You ‘nailed’ it again Uncle Jay. Oh yeah, I went there.

  8. Chris Says:
    April 19th, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Usually you get all your facts straight, Uncle Jay, but I couldn’t help but notice your error on a very, very serious and important issue – namely, the number of views that “Friday” has.

    While Friday is deservedly the most *disliked* video on Youtube, with over two million(!) dislikes and also the most commented-on video, with even more(!) comments, its paltry 110,000,000 viewings pale in comparison to the illustrious “*********”‘s 300,000,000, and even more so to the reigning champion,”***********”, with over 500,000,000. Of course, these videos feature ****** and a *******, respectively, so there’s still plenty for the moral guardians to be outraged about.

  9. Suze Says:
    April 21st, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    It’s no wonder to me that bullying is such a big prob when the entire internet world, including Uncle Jay, treat the 16 year old whatshername with the lame music video as fair shredding game.

  10. RobtO Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 1:50 am

    Hi Oncle J:
    I just don’t understand how you come up with this “Aristophanes level, cosmic” humor stuff. I can see you having a couple of beers in Athens, telling the crowd at the bar how Pericles has screwed up again and hearing the approving cheers of the bar crowd. I admire you for this. But, at the same time, I’m envious.

    Sincerely,
    Robt Sophocles

  11. Judy Crayton Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Yep, I learned I’m one of those people that read a lot into nail polish. First thing I thought when you held up that picture was, “Wow. I never noticed he wore nail polish! Hmmmmmm. I wonder . . . :)

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