Only in the news could the loss of your job and your kids in one week be called “winning.”   Or saying that the people overthrowing your country all “love” you.   Or that shutting down the government is “an adult conversation.”  Uncle Jay explains!


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9 Responses to “Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 7, 2011”

  1. Joe Says:

    Everybody sleeping in this morning? UJ is late getting on-line and I here to post the first comment. WOW! What’s happening with this web-site?

  2. Billy Says:

    Take it easy Joey. My dad says I have to shovel the walk, we got two feet overnight!!, before I go anywhere.

    Maybe Uncle jays mom made him shovel before he left for work.

  3. Steve Says:

    Very thoughtful in your Uncle Jay sort of way:) Normal is just a setting on our dryers anyway..

  4. Alan Says:

    Heck, UJ, it took me quite a while to figure out that the Olympic logo even said 2012, let alone misinterpret it as spelling “Zion”!

    And for dyslexic Mid-Easterners, yes, it wouldn’t be “Zion,” it would be “Zoin,” which I suppose might be offensive to some, too, but I can’t imagine why!

    Amazing…

    Almost as amazing as Charlie, who’s starting to make Ghadaffi [sp?????] appear sane!

    Great show!

  5. Don Goldberg Says:

    Nazis, Zioinists, Iranians, Insanians — At the games they’ll all be hoisted on their own javelins.

  6. Pat Says:

    I’m glad you noticed the current overthrow of the government, UJ. I wondered what that portends. Well it portends less money in our pockets, because we should be willing to “sacrifice” for their looting of the economy, for starters. If people focussed continually on the fact they have been and are LOOTING the economy, we could have an Egyptian-like revolution in the cities of every state in the union and be done with it. And the Egyptians did it with less going in their favor, and didn’t back down by falling for any lies.

  7. Lynne Lefebvre Says:

    What a treat Uncle Jay. This was one of your finer rants. However,
    you did have an excessive amount of material to feed on. Can’t
    imagine how much time it takes to fine tune your creative thoughts.
    Keep up the great work,
    an appreciative fan,
    Lynne.

  8. kathy Says:

    Good show Uncle Jay.

    LOL Only in the news could the loss of your job and your kids in one week be called “winning.”
    Or saying that the people overthrowing your country all “love” you.
    LOL Discovery, we’re proud of you yet putting it to death.
    and Martin Sheen rising above the petty.

    Thanks Uncle Jay.

  9. RobtO Says:

    Hi Oncle J…Le Roi des metaphores.

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