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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 25, 2010

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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 25, 2010

The First Amendment says speech is free, but Juan Williams just made it pay!  The Amendment also says assembly is free, but won’t Jon Stewart’s rally have lots of bills?  And Clarence Thomas wishes there was something in the Amendment about a statute of limitations.  Uncle Jay explains!

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16 Responses to “Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 25, 2010”

  1. Jeremy Says:

    Good stuff this week Uncle Jay.

  2. Mike Says:

    I didn’t know Keith Richards could read let alone write?!?!

  3. Darren Marlar Says:

    The Keith Richards book is a pretty easy read, actually. It’s three lines long…
    “I’m famous.”
    “I played music and did drugs.”
    “Buy my book.”
    And the rest of blank pages reflecting his memories of the 60′s.

  4. Pat Says:

    Uncle Jay, you looked the Real Ticket up on that podium! I’d vote for you!!! Elect Uncle Jay!!!

  5. Robt O Says:

    Dear Oncle J:
    There’s at least one and probably more instances where a presidential candidate which used a witch to wish a win did well in gaining access to the oval office.
    Tinker Bell, esq

  6. Chris Brockman Says:

    Uncle Jay,
    I just want to say that I look forward to your breath of sanity each week, and I appreciate the time and effort you take to put it together. I think you would fit right in at the Rally To Restore Sanity in Washington, D.C., this Saturday between 12:00 and 3:00 on the National Mall. I hope we see you there. Hey, maybe you’re one of the secret celebrities Jon Stewart will be featuring!

  7. Nicco Lagow Says:

    … Where did you get that dope wig?

    P.S. Whip it real good.

  8. Laura Wilson Says:

    Hey Uncle Jay that wig looks great on you. Er … are you part Vulcan? I love the numbers on the candy idea. Why didn’t I think of that?!

  9. Mike Barnes Says:

    In the interest of accuracy see: for NPR’s funding figures.

    What is the Congressional Research Service? See: (

    Not that even this savings would right the federal deficit.

  10. Pat Says:

    REF: Jon Stewart’s “Rally” above

    If one defines a Plutocracy as rule by the wealthy, or power provided by wealth, then I think one can equally say that this Plutocracy controls virtually all of news the American people are allowed to hear, AND has created the insanity of the most influential American news person being comedian named John Stewart.

    I could be wrong, but I think Uncle Jay knows what I mean. I would hate to see Uncle Jay compromise himself like that. I would feel like to me that ucky feeling when one steps in poo.

    But otherwise I do find Stewart to be amusing.

  11. kathy Says:

    THX Uncle Jay,

    very funny “Happy Halloween from your dentist.”
    and LOL your wig you wore. it definitely gives you a look.

    Sorry about your sad experience in suffering on both ends of the candy loot. it’s very mature of you advise counting the candy before going to bed.

  12. DMalenfant Says:

    Uncle Jay though you maybe correct for THE MOST PART about the mud slinging politics, I have to question your motives. I mean, you did not use any examples of republicans doing this (which by the way they are known for) and you did use some pretty bad examples, such as Christine O’Donnell being a witch.
    See it isn’t because she claimed to have gone with a satanic mass back in her hay day that people want to smear her name (none of us with a brain believes in that hokus pokus anyways, but it is fun to watch in Harry Potter and Star Wars), but because she is one of these Christian nut cases that likes to push her religion on to other people and tell them “sex before marriage is bad” or “masturbation is bad” after she had her fun. Do you think that is fair uncle Jay?

    Oh yeah about the illegal maid, yeah that is a big deal too, see the republican party is known to demonize immigrants (not just the illegals) and are all for getting them out of the country (well yes, the illegals do need to go), but when a party is known to be an advocate to getting rid of illegals, don’t you think it is really hypocritical for them to be feeding into the problem?

  13. Ghost of Xmas Past Says:

    For Uncle Jay’s Nov. 1st episode, I bet he will explain today’s FALSE FLAG terror episode that will set the toner [sic] for the Nov. 2nd election. (That’s a joke there lolll)

    I counted NINE government agencies all involved and getting on and getting off that cargo plane looking at the bomb that was, then wasn’t, then was, etc.! Actually on the radio I heard Obama listing them, and I counted the number. Now that I know the Media is already into full overdrive with their psychosis over this one, and coming so close to the so-called election, I will NOT be watching the news at all, even past 11/2 just for good measure. Anyway, Uncle Jay will explain it all later.

    Elect Uncle Jay to everything instead!!!

  14. Philip Horger Says:

    Right on with 98% of your stuff here Uncle Jay! The only thing you got wrong I can’t really blame you for getting wrong, since pretty much all the major news sources made the same mistake, and that’s the perception that political mud-slinging has gotten worse over the years. There’s a nice video on YouTube somewhere of how TV attack ads would have been in the days of Jefferson vs. That Guy Who Lost to Jefferson, using actual quotes from the candidates. I highly recommend it, and if I can find the link later, I will post it here to make life easier.

  15. Philip Horger Says:

    Here it is:

  16. EAS Says:

    I like this show and it makes alot of sense and it makes my brother entertained(especially the Halloween bit).


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