In the media, reporters cheer, “We’ll Always Have Paris!” In Washington, citizens demand, “Restore honor!” to a government that’s away on vacation. By the way, so is Uncle Jay! He’ll be back soon!
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August 30th, 2010 at 10:44 am
WHAT! This late in the day and nobody has commented yet? Does UJ plan his vacation to coincide with Congress on purpose or is that just a coincidence? Well, too bad that Congress can’t stay on vacation permanently. I’m sure this country would be better off. Can’t say the same about us if UJ were to stay on vacation permanently. Hurry back, UJ. We miss you.
PS. We need to talk about your false advertising. Your headline that drew me to the site today mentioned something about Paris Hilton. You article never mentioned her. What gives?
Uncle Jay replies:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Uncle Jay has been blogging for some time now for our amusement & edification and, IMO, deserves a little vacation. Take all the time you need, UJ. And, BTW, thanks for the excellent placeholder vid. It merits re-watching.
September 5th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
Have a good Labor Day, Uncle Jay.