Uncle Jay Explains: May 3, 2010
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May 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 pm
The ‘slickness’ of the pen in your pocket is great!
May 2nd, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Yes, I couldn’t take my eyes off of the growing ink “slick” in your pocket! Forgot to retract your pen point again, eh? Been there. done that. New shirt time!
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:09 am
Yeah, I noticed the ink stain towards the end, then watched it again to see if it was there at the start. Very clever, Uncle Jay! This guy rocks!
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:54 am
Good ol’ Uncle Jay – never afraid to dive into a sticky situation.
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:23 am
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May 3rd, 2010 at 8:24 am
you forgot the “SLICK” one 1992-2000
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 am
Love the graphics this week. Uncle Jay, looks like you better get to work controlling your own “spill”. See you next week.
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Let’s get all those SLICKERS who cried out “drill baby drill” to start cleaning up the mess. Starting with Palin — oh wait she’s too busy on her speaking tour. well then what is todd doing?
Yes we forgot slick willie – while everybody was concerned about little willie, he was handing a budget surplus over to dubya.
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:42 pm
THX Uncle Jay,
LOL Nasa’s going out of business sale.
You’re good.
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Hey Uncle Jay; here’s the top 10 reasons President Obama was slow to respond to the oil spill. 10. He was on a smoke break. 9. On a date 8. Making up more fibs about the health care bill. 7. Raising money for Sen. Boxer. 6. Sending the lawyers to sue the oil spill? 5. Playing golf. 4. Blaming “W”. 3. Playing basketball. 2. Blaming BP and finally, drum roll please; the number 1 reason for his slow response, he was practicing his jokes for the Correspondence Dinner.
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:58 pm
hehe luv pen stain
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Because of the “Goldies” that will be surfacing by the millions, I have purchased a fleet of rick shaws and am trying to get about 50 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS legal so I will have someone to pull the rick shaws. I guess Goldie can walk to the store, her school and maybe ride her bike to the doctor’s office so she doesn’t need gasoline and won’t be a customer of mine…….
Loved the SPEECHING UJ!
May 5th, 2010 at 8:02 am
Nice inkblot on your weekly question sheet. Put some adhesive on the back and maybe we could use it to cover Goldie’s mouth to help prevent global warming!
May 5th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I believe that the call to “Drill Baby Drill” was made to American interests in hopes that we could produce more oil for ourselves. In case you are unaware, Goldie, BP is a foreign concern with not the same, hopefully, concern for our shorelines. What we don’t need are more foreign companies selling us oil from the wells off our shores, where we are not allowed to drill. This has nothing to do with vice presidential candidates. It has everything to do with PRESIDENTS AND CONGRESS in office.
May 5th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Didn’t I read somewhere a couple of weeks before the BP oil spill in the Gulf that President Obama approves of MORE drilling for oil off the coasts of the US. Is it possible that he has more interest in serving oil industry profits than concerns about the environment?
May 5th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Another great one, oh great one! I can help get that slick off the shirt, unfortunately, something clean will have to get dirty to get your shirt clean. What ever you do, don’t burn it, it will contribute to global warming. Wait, don’t throw it out, that will contribute to landfill waste. What the heck, recycle it. Perhaps on a recycle show. Thanks for the laughs.
May 6th, 2010 at 11:41 am
An oil spill the size of Rhode Island! Good one. Way to keep things in perspective.
I hope you do a special episode when the cause of the spill comes to light. There are already so many entertaining debates and accusations… The UN should speak out next.
May 6th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Thanks again U Jay! I waited till Thursday to see your informative commentary so it feels like Monday thus the weeks gone by real fast.
May 13th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
In 2007 Arizona passed the Legal Arizona Workers Act (LAWA), concerning illegal hiring of illegal alliens. Senate Bill 1070 amends this current Arizona law – providing clear direction for Arizona Law Enforcement of exisiting Federal Immigration Law and the previously passed LAWA. Note the attached web link for SB1070 – Special Note (for those unfamiliar with public laws process), only the CAPPED BLUE sections represent the recent senate bill proposed changes to the previously enacted Arizona Revised Statutes (2007 LAWA) and US Immigration Law (Code Section 1373c). Also note the law prescribes adherence to Federal Immigration Law, while protecting the civil rights of all persons and respecting the privileges and immunities of US citizens (requires law enforcement to use probable cause)…and specifically not investigate complaints submitted that are based solely on race, color or national origin. Whether you like it or not – READ IT and be informed.
http://www.azleg.gov/legtext/49leg/2r/bills/sb1070s.pdf
July 28th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
laughing out loud! I like the ink spot on the paper! I think it look like a girl. pretty slick if you ask me