With a new iPad, all the news is so much more A) exciting; B) expensive; C) easier to drop and break; D) liable to get stolen. Uncle Jay tries to explain it all before his battery gives out.
Tags: 2010 Census, ACORN, Apple Computer, Apple iPad, Auto-tune, Barack Obama, Census, Dr. James Cassell, Easter, Health care reform, iPad, Jesse James, Kim Jong Il, Lady Gaga, Passover, Peeps, Pope Benedict, QVC, Sandra Bullock, Scientology, Steve Jobs, Tiger Woods, Toyota, UPS, Urologist, Wannabe










April 5th, 2010 at 6:31 am
I WANNA BE like Uncle Jay!
(That means I wanna tell it like it is and not sugar coat it. Deal with it.)
You da man Uncle Jay!
April 5th, 2010 at 10:17 am
Well Uncle Jay, you’ve done it again and completely summed up all my feelings about the iPad that all the wannabees are out rushing to buy. I think I’ll do like you and wait for the new cheaper (and useful) version to come out. By the way, excellent singing there, Billboard would be proud.
April 5th, 2010 at 11:09 am
[...] http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/04/04/uncle-jay-explains-apr-5-2010/ Posted in America, Capitalism, Jobs, Social Engineering, Society, censorship, double standard, government, news, parody, political correctness | Tags: ipad [...]
April 5th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
One of your best episodes Uncle Jay!
With your clear and hilarious thinking, you should be on the Cincinnati
School Board – sort out all those bureaucrats. Maybe then the kids
would have a shot at understanding real life skills that keep them
off the street.
Thanks a ton.
Lynne Lefebvre.
April 5th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I see what you did there with that word board.
Clever as always, UJ.
April 5th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Uncle Jay,
LOVED it. You’re so very good and funny.
THX
kathy
April 5th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Nice word-of-the-day, um, whatever that thing is you use to hold the word of the day. I like it.
You should keep it.
April 5th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
TY SO MUCH UNCLE JAY ^_^ i became the most popular kid in school because u answered my question
UNCLE JAY FOR PRESIDENT
April 5th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Uncle Jay + Auto Tune = FUNNY! Did you get that Auto Tune app on your new IPad?
April 5th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Hey Uncle Jay, I got the census questionnaire and gosh, they wanted to know sooo much stuff. I thought the Constitution only required that we tell how many folks live in our home…I put 02 for number of residents and American Citizen on the race question. My peeps have been in our country for a couple hundred years and who knows what those fence jumpers were up to :>).
Uncle Jay, I have a cat and a dog, do I list them on the census form?
April 6th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
When I grow up, I wannabee like Uncle Jay! But first I need to remind him that some people could be watching him on their iPad and so bashing the product may hurt his ratings!
April 6th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
When I was younger I wouldabeen a wannabee if I only couldabeen an S.O.B., but now that I’m a hasbeen I can only hope to be a shouldabeen if I coulda only picked up the pieces from the recycle bin.
April 6th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
My dad introduced me to this site, and I love it. I’m 16 years old and not as politically aware as I’d like to be, but Uncle Jay, you’re a big help. You present things in a clear, easy to understand way with pop culture references that keep me interested(Lady Gaga’s wig & phone hat from the Telephone video, nice touch! Haha). I love your sense of humor, and you help me keep track of a lot of things going on OUTSIDE the world of my high school classroom. Thanks, and keep up the good work!(:
I noticed a lot of spam on your list of things people were trying to change back, and I couldn’t help but think: Spam, spam, glorious spam….
If you recognize that one, let me know. It’s a good bit older than I am!! lol
–Audrey
April 8th, 2010 at 7:18 am
[...] Uncle Jay Explains the News “Wannabe” [...]
April 8th, 2010 at 10:52 am
I WANNABEE free from government control over nearly every aspect of my life.
April 8th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Mr. Don Goldberg: Right on my brother from another mother; me too!..:>).
April 8th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Audrey, you must be referring to Monte Python’s spam song! It is indeed a subtance of questionable origin. I’m glad it was on Uncle Jay’s list so many times.