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Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 5, 2010

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Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 5, 2010

With a new iPad, all the news is so much more A) exciting; B) expensive; C) easier to drop and break; D) liable to get stolen.   Uncle Jay tries to explain it all before his battery gives out.

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17 Responses to “Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 5, 2010”

  1. Jeff Says:

    I WANNA BE like Uncle Jay!
    (That means I wanna tell it like it is and not sugar coat it. Deal with it.)
    You da man Uncle Jay!

  2. RightWingNutJob Says:

    Well Uncle Jay, you’ve done it again and completely summed up all my feelings about the iPad that all the wannabees are out rushing to buy. I think I’ll do like you and wait for the new cheaper (and useful) version to come out. By the way, excellent singing there, Billboard would be proud.

  3. So, What Cha Wannabee? | Full Circle Thinker Says:

    [...] Posted in America, Capitalism, Jobs, Social Engineering, Society, censorship, double standard, government, news, parody, political correctness | Tags: ipad [...]

  4. Lynne Lefebvre Says:

    One of your best episodes Uncle Jay!
    With your clear and hilarious thinking, you should be on the Cincinnati
    School Board – sort out all those bureaucrats. Maybe then the kids
    would have a shot at understanding real life skills that keep them
    off the street.
    Thanks a ton.
    Lynne Lefebvre.

  5. Sheik Yerbouti Says:

    I see what you did there with that word board.

    Clever as always, UJ.

  6. kathy Says:

    Uncle Jay,

    LOVED it. You’re so very good and funny.

  7. Lisa Reynoso Says:

    Nice word-of-the-day, um, whatever that thing is you use to hold the word of the day. I like it. :) You should keep it.

  8. Tyler LaValley Says:

    TY SO MUCH UNCLE JAY ^_^ i became the most popular kid in school because u answered my question


  9. Angie Says:

    Uncle Jay + Auto Tune = FUNNY! Did you get that Auto Tune app on your new IPad? :)

  10. Danny Says:

    Hey Uncle Jay, I got the census questionnaire and gosh, they wanted to know sooo much stuff. I thought the Constitution only required that we tell how many folks live in our home…I put 02 for number of residents and American Citizen on the race question. My peeps have been in our country for a couple hundred years and who knows what those fence jumpers were up to :>).

    Uncle Jay, I have a cat and a dog, do I list them on the census form?

  11. Sara Pitbull Says:

    When I grow up, I wannabee like Uncle Jay! But first I need to remind him that some people could be watching him on their iPad and so bashing the product may hurt his ratings! :(

  12. Don Goldberg Says:

    When I was younger I wouldabeen a wannabee if I only couldabeen an S.O.B., but now that I’m a hasbeen I can only hope to be a shouldabeen if I coulda only picked up the pieces from the recycle bin.

  13. Audrey Prewett Says:

    My dad introduced me to this site, and I love it. I’m 16 years old and not as politically aware as I’d like to be, but Uncle Jay, you’re a big help. You present things in a clear, easy to understand way with pop culture references that keep me interested(Lady Gaga’s wig & phone hat from the Telephone video, nice touch! Haha). I love your sense of humor, and you help me keep track of a lot of things going on OUTSIDE the world of my high school classroom. Thanks, and keep up the good work!(:

    I noticed a lot of spam on your list of things people were trying to change back, and I couldn’t help but think: Spam, spam, glorious spam….
    If you recognize that one, let me know. It’s a good bit older than I am!! lol


  14. Treading Grain » Post Topic » Around The Horn – 4.08.10 Says:

    [...] Uncle Jay Explains the News “Wannabe” [...]

  15. J Henry Says:

    I WANNABEE free from government control over nearly every aspect of my life.

  16. Danny Graham Says:

    Mr. Don Goldberg: Right on my brother from another mother; me too!..:>).

  17. Chris Garner Says:

    Audrey, you must be referring to Monte Python’s spam song! It is indeed a subtance of questionable origin. I’m glad it was on Uncle Jay’s list so many times.


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