Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 22, 2010
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The patient survived! Amazing, considering that half of the surgeons were trying to pull the plug all through the operation. Uncle Jay explains it all!
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March 21st, 2010 at 11:17 pm
I think am going to be sick, Oh wait I can’t afford that. Well then Go To Jail Go Directly to Jail, Do Not Pass Go Do Not Collect $200.00.
March 22nd, 2010 at 6:44 am
OK, except for that part about concentration camps (I don’t think that was in the bill, but I didn’t read it all, much like members of Congress that passed it!) this is right on! When do we start calling each other Comrade?
March 22nd, 2010 at 8:02 am
Did you see the $9.50 apples in Uncle Jay’s report this morning?
See what happens when we have Obamacare!!!
March 22nd, 2010 at 8:29 am
Apples are too loud for the movie theater. All that crunching would make me miss some dialog. They should only sell quieter fruit, like bananas. Then when the movie is really bad I can be entertained by the patrons slipping on the banana peels in the aisles.
March 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 am
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March 22nd, 2010 at 11:30 am
By the time the Obamanites get through we will all be criminals in some form or another for not abiding by some unconstitutional mandate. Then they can stick us all in “Communal Prisons.”
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:59 pm
“there are no death panels for popcorn.”
*Somehow* I am going to say that in my classes this week
…or just show Uncle Jay 
March 22nd, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Thanks Uncle Jay.
LOL Obama & Peloski in MJ “This is it”
YUP a peach @ $9.50 in theaters.
hehe John Edwards as caddie.
Very entertaining as usual. Great Job Uncle Jay.
March 22nd, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Comrade Cleve, you may start any time now!
egc, tomatoes (or should I spell “tomatos”?) could be another offering for the movie critics that want to maintain arm tone during bad movies.
March 22nd, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Not to worry my southern friends, now 30 million people in your country have the right to die on government waiting lists too…just like us. It’s the True North and Socialist way. Cheers to your health!
March 22nd, 2010 at 1:47 pm
The only thing missing is the public option.
I know with ObamaCare my health care bill won’t cost me 37% of my yearly income.[Yes my income is < 88K]
And closing up the donut hole.
March 22nd, 2010 at 2:06 pm
What a great way to hear and understand today’s depressing news! Great Job Uncle Jay!
March 22nd, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Goldie will have 60% of income taxed for ObamaCare
What’s wrong with donut holes?
March 22nd, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Unc Jay
I’ve been enjoying your take on the news, and hope to continue doing so. This is a kind, constructive criticism.
Please update your format and presentation. Mix it up a little. Be creative. You are using a template that grows more stale with time. Especially non-voicing or whispering the word of the week. ho hum
March 22nd, 2010 at 11:59 pm
egc…. “Apples are too loud for the movie theater. All that crunching would make me miss some dialog. They should only sell quieter fruit, like bananas. Then when the movie is really bad I can be entertained by the patrons slipping on the banana peels in the aisles.”
you got THAT right, and it fits right in with health care costs and health insurance!
two for the price of … 750 or so, using government math….
+af
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:27 am
Gee Uncle Jay, can you help me, I missed the part about “tort reform” in the Democrats’ health plan, which page was it on…1022, 1800 or 2800? I need to take a speed reading course. What!, oh no Uncle Jay, please don’t tell me the trail lawyers bribed our president, senate and congress not to include tort reform in the health bill with campaign contributions…say it isn’t so…
March 23rd, 2010 at 11:44 am
Welcome to DMV Healthcare.
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Well, usually there’s something in each week’s update to make me laugh. The best I could muster this week was a weak smile at the John Edwards joke. While I hope this feeling of depression passes, for now it feels like I won’t smile again very soon. At least not without pharmaceutical help, which, I’m SURE is probably buried in the 2700 pages somewhere. We’ll NEED it — either to just make it through life, or to become zombies enough to accept the government takeover by the statists.
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Thank you for explaining the news Comrade Uncle Jaysky, I would have laughed if I wasn’t afraid that there is now a law prohibiting laughter due to its potential to spread germs that will cause the deficit to increase…
March 23rd, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Dear Uncle Jay,
You are just flippin’ great! I WISH FOR YOU A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE. Thanks for your wit. I sure hope the brown shirts don’t find your page.
March 24th, 2010 at 10:17 am
Hey U Jay Look how “O”care has helped the economy! It put hundred lawyers to work trying to stop the bill from effecting their states. Who’s gonna pay their fees? Oh I forgot… the tax payers.
March 25th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Uncle Jay,
There are no death panels for popcorn – I love that line!
I completely disagree with Geno. I enjoy your format, presentation, and whispering the word of the week. I find you and your show very comforting, like an old friend visiting each week. Of course, I’m getting older & really dislike change!!!
March 26th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Hey, I like the template! Maybe change a little bit here or there, but don’t shake it up too much. It’s vintage Uncle Jay.
March 29th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Nicki – can u live on 12,345 a year?
closing the donut hole will save me a little bit of money. Oh great my income is now 13,000.
April 1st, 2010 at 3:40 pm
I’ll just keep smuggling in my water and bags of veggies to the movies!