Steve Jobs said: “Here’s my Change and Hope!” President Obama said: “Here’s my Service Pak 2.0!” Judge Alito said: “What a load of app!” Uncle Jay says: “There’s an explanation for that.”
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February 1st, 2010 at 12:15 am
I had to post this on Youtube since this week’s show turned up there first, and I’m such an attention tramp I had to post it here too:
It’s reasonable for something to languish when it is so poorly crafted with no plan in place to fix the errors and could ultimately adversely affect the health of Americans.
But Toyota will get those pedals fixed.
Another great one Uncle Jay
February 1st, 2010 at 12:42 am
I’m concerned for you, Uncle Jay. We are all expected to get better at what we do as time goes by and we gain experience – I understand how you can stay dead-on target week after week, but just how on earth are you going to get any funnier? I keep laughing my assets off!
February 1st, 2010 at 12:49 am
This week you gifted us an especially good episode, Uncle Jay – the unexpected and lighthearted are appreciated.
February 1st, 2010 at 1:02 am
Great show as always Uncle Jay!
February 1st, 2010 at 1:11 am
Hi Uncle Jay,
Mom and I watched tonight the special that National Geographic showed about Camp Leatherneck over in Afghanistan. I thought that is was cool, but my Mom was mad cause she said that when George Bush was president no one every showed anything good about what our soldiers were doing over there. I don’t understand, my brother Josh is a Marine and I liked what I saw. Why is my Mom so mad?
Hope you can explain this to me, Lynda in Pt. St. John, Florida
February 1st, 2010 at 5:13 am
Wowzers! Great episode sir but I’m still concerned a giant meteorite/asteroid/UFO is heading our way and will flatten the democratic party on Dec 21, 2012
Is tinfoil earth friendly? I will wear it on my head and paint it green.
thank you once again for keeping us laughing!
Your BFF
Monk
February 1st, 2010 at 8:03 am
Uncle Jay, love the special effects. Maybe James Cameron will consent to direct one of your episodes? He’ll need a $100,000,000 budget and the right to final cut.
February 1st, 2010 at 9:02 am
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February 1st, 2010 at 9:53 am
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February 1st, 2010 at 10:10 am
What explosive ideas this week! I can’t wait for next weeks edition.
February 1st, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Best show ev-ah! I literally LOL’d twice (a new record).
You made my day, Uncle Jay!
February 1st, 2010 at 5:23 pm
I love you Uncle Jay!
February 1st, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Hi Oncle J:
A couch potatoee and a LANGWISH SANDWICH will be on my menu for tonight.
Hungry but not angry
Bob
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 am
Uncle Jay –
I LANGUISH every Tuesday-Sunday waiting for your Monday explanations of the past week news.
Love ya GOK
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:27 am
Another excellent episode, Uncle J! I hope your assistants have managed to put you back together okay after the explosion so we’ll see you again next week!
A loyal fan,
Ruth
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 am
A series of 3 minute serendipities. That pretty much explains Uncle Jay.
My teacher suggests when I learn a new word to use it in a sentence.
8o)’
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:28 pm
There’s gays in Hawaii?????????
Good episode UJ!
Charlie
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Bravo!!! Frankly the Best Uncle Jay explains since Uncle Jay explains Health Care Reform.
Thanks, Uncle Jay!!!!
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:32 pm
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February 3rd, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Uncle Jay,
LOL Thanks for informing us about PETA’s intentions
for Punxsutawny Phil.
LOL “Hey, you guys are good.”
Thanks again for a great show.
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Way funny, albeit slapstick, I laughed out loud. Oh so much truth in what you say. Still chuckling.
February 4th, 2010 at 8:40 am
Hey, Jay! I just now discovered you, and like what I saw.
Now, would it be possible for you to comment on whether or not Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are STILL giving housing loans to high-risk customers — with no collateral?
February 4th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Possibly the greatest ep. yet!
February 4th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Uncle jay, you are the absolute master of irony, not a wrinkle left in my trousers!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Uncle Jay…
Funny as usual… but always on target… amazing!!