Ex-politicians dance on TV while REAL politicians tango with tyrants! The world’s leaders met in New York and Pittsburgh, and proudly promised to do something someday about something. Maybe. Uncle Jay explains it all!!
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September 27th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Good thing we are so much on top of what’s going on Iran to know they are 5 years away from having nuclear weapons so we could shelve the missile defense system. No surprises coming out of Teheran, no way!
September 27th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Nuclear weapons keep 1st world nations from fighting each other. Which is why every war since WW2 has been between 1st and 3rd world nations. However, 2nd and 3rd world countries seem to be less hesitant to use nuclear arms such as Iran/N. Korea.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
I thought last week’s shtick was hilarious. Nuke the naysayers!
September 27th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Oh My Dear Uncle Jay~
You are definately a stud muffin in those boxers….don’t ever change baby!
Now, about Iran. Can’t we just drop a huge net over that little smelly guy, pick him up, and drop him over Israel somewhere? Odds are, we’d never have to listen to his ‘little man’ diatribes any longer. Just a simple thought from a simple girl….
Keep up the good work Uncle Jay….
Kisses,
Diane from California
September 28th, 2009 at 12:02 am
What was the Happy Birthday for at the beginning?
Is it Uncle Jay’s birthday?
Uncle Jay replies:
No, it’s somebody else’s. It was a personal shout-out.
September 28th, 2009 at 1:26 am
How did the Carnival Cruise Lines signature funnel get in the missile picture????
Sorta looks like the wing on the back of a NASCAR racer.
Of course the IAE report a few years back said that George Bush was wrong about Iran trying to build the bomb. Hmmmm…. Now you see it, now you don’t!
Guess DeLay is just trying to “divulge” his other talents. There, I used divulge in a sentence.
Good job as always Uncle Jay!
September 28th, 2009 at 6:44 am
Uncle Jay, why don’t you be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars? We, our children, and our pets would all vote for you! How ’bout it?
September 28th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Great reporting Uncle J. Sounds as if “Da Prez” & “Da Dems” want a war they approve of. I’ll bet they will find WMD’s..*!?
September 28th, 2009 at 10:42 am
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September 28th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Uncle Jay,
You are so adorable. No wonder you get
all those marriage proposals. I’m throwing
mine in the fray also.
September 28th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Hi Uncle Jay,
Loved your News Broadcast. Too bad the world leaders aren’t more like you. Wouldn’t the world be a much better place?
Great use of the photo with Obama catching the Easter Bunny’s ear. LOL
Awww Glad yo got some marriage proposals. You are LOVED.
September 28th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Your latest (Sept. 28) “Uncle Jay Reports the News” is a real hoot! Keep ‘em coming, Uncle! You say more in 3 minutes than CNBC or any of the other state-owned media says in 3 years!
September 29th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Uncle Jay – Nice Legs
September 30th, 2009 at 7:59 am
“You first!” I love it!!! You pegged that one real good, Uncle Jay. And I appreaciated, also, how you presented the Iran situation. (And thanks for helping us to laugh at things that are unpleasant.)
September 30th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Dear Uncle Jay, You’re the best! But wasn’t that a photo of the 1990 Mount Redoubt eruption behind the Nuclear weapons count? Just sayin’. BTW – Keep the boxers, it’ll improve your demographics.
Uncle Jay replies:
Yes, that was a bad choice for a photo. Uncle Jay’s brain was in his boxers for that one.
September 30th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Well Uncle Jay, I think “You go first…” is the funniest line you’ve ever delivered. You really see what’s going on and by jove you make it hillarious. So long as all these marriage proposals don’t drive you to taking your pants off more often I think you’ll one day be as famous as your tip jar wishes you were.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Cute knees, uncle jay!
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Thank you Uncle Jay, I just want to let you know how much I appreciate your show. I am not a political person, but you explain it in terms I can understand.
Regards, Mechelle
October 5th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Great as usual, Uncle Jay. Too bad the “shocking” news of Iran will probably be ignored for the next several years.