Forget all that stupid little news!  Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired … who cares?  The BIG news is Uncle Jay’s big announcement!

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21 Responses to “Uncle Jay Explains: June 15, 2009”

1. Don Goldberg Says:
   June 14th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

   My rabbit ears didn’t work either, so I tried by Rabbi’s ears, but all the channels came in with closed captioning from right to left (except Hannity which went from Far right to right). So then I tried my rabbit’s FOOT. Good luck with that!
   Then I called the station and I got a digital recording that told me that the transmission was OK, but I had to adjust my MINDset.
   But 60 minutes and the CBS evening news came in clear. Maybe they still broadcast in analog if the average viewer demographic is 62 and the only change they can believe in has to do with depends.

2. Neil Russell Says:
   June 14th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

   Even a 3 minute commercial from Uncle Jay is more informative than a week’s worth of news anywhere else.

3. Scott Says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 12:48 am

   You got too abstract. This is a fail. It could work with a build up.

4. Charlie M Says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 1:48 am

   Hahahahahahaha I love it! Thanks for the LOL Uncle J.

   I rescanned my TV tonight and find I can get 77 digital channels from the antenna on the roof and there are still 6 SD analog stations still on the air. I checked them out and they are running all the information to help Uncle Jay and others who did not heed the myriads of warnings for the past year, still more warnings…….. Some are in Spanish, I think……… I have a converter box for sale Uncle Jay….

   I heard a talk show host say that the people who were surprised by the snow on their T and Vee’s were the same people who didn’t heed the warning of Katrina approaching. That’s probably not true??????

   At any rate, your show this week was a hoot!

5. egc52556 Says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 7:07 am

   Hey, Don and Neil (above) posted their comments on June 14th! Why do they get to see Uncle Jay’s June 15th video while I have to wait until June 15th? Is it a conspiracy? Are they bribing Uncle Jay to get the news before everybody else, like inside traders, or like Eddie Murphy and that other guy who was a Ghostbuster before he was in the movie with Eddie Murphy, the one about they guys who were stock brokers but got the news before everybody else and make hundreds of millions of dollars? Hmmm…. I bet they previously bought Uncle Jay DVDs and so get the insider info.

   Clearly if I want to be a knowledgeable insider (from the Latin, “incognito”, meaning “an insider protected by the FBI”) I should buy an Uncle Jay DVD.

6. Mother Larkin Says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 7:16 am

   Hope those wabbit ears work better once you get your phone call through! (I won’t hold my breath for them to answer.)

7. Bill Lowe Says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 7:29 am

   whatta jip Jay!! no news this week makes me sad, yer getting as bad as them other news outlets, all you need now is a sponsor.
   never do this again.

8. James Cummings Says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 7:37 am

   CBS Andy Rooney, Doh!

9. Janet Says:
   June 15th, 2009 at 8:28 am

   I agree with Neil, U.J. TV is just not the same since My Mother the Car was cancelled.

10. Bill Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    When Conan O’Brian’s new version of Late Night falls apart (as I hope it will), I nominate you to take over. You would be far more entertaining.

11. Henry Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Uncle Jay, My cable co. cut my monthly rate by 40% so I could watch HD with them rather than using someone else. Will I have to declare this “bailout” as income on my 2009 taxes. Please advise.

12. ricky Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Rabbit ears? My dad said, Grandpa had those. Poor guy
    must have got teased alot in school for that. Why did
    our givernment force digital signals anyway? Do you
    suppose big brother needed to be even bigger? Ask your
    TV. Believe me they can hear you.

13. darqmatr Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Another awesome, funny, and true movie. Thanks Jay. You’re great!!!

14. kathy Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    again LOL Funny and Entertaining. thx uncle Jay.

15. DanT Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Uncle Jay, you’re habit forming. Is there any way the government can declare you illegal, or at least tax the hell out of you?

    Besides that, you make too much sense.

    Thank you, and have a nice day!

16. Margaret Says:
    June 17th, 2009 at 10:37 am

    My eight year old has to get his Uncle Jay fix every Monday (and so do I). This way I don’t have to explain this mixed up world to my son– I let Uncle Jay! Life is so much simpler with you in my life, Uncle Jay. We love you.

17. Barb K Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 7:31 am

    I too need my UJ fix every week…like the “givernment” comment. Maybe J Springer could help Conan? A great kid is GREAT news!

18. TrueCardinal Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Haha! Good luck with the T.V. Uncle J.

19. Robb Says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    UncleJ..

    So, I copied the morse code.. what does OFFSHO have to do with anything???

20. David Says:
    June 30th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Love it. Your humor is spot on. No I’m not British. My stomach hurts everytime I watch one of these.

21. Dennis Carr Says:
    July 17th, 2009 at 8:04 am

    I had rabbit ears once, they were so warm and fuzzy, just like a TV in the sun. I gave my friend the bunny to my girl friend as a gift and it died, now she says I have to marry her……..

    How much is a Pit Bull?

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