Sometimes bad news can be good news. When? When everybody expected even worse news! Sorry, that’s about as sunny as things are going at the moment. Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that’s really annoying.
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May 10th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Thank Goodness for you Uncle Jay. You take the fuzzy bits and make the news plain as day.
May 10th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Dear Uncle Jay,
See ya next week Uncle Jay!!!
I asked my Mom about this, but when she tried to explain she got all mad and went off on some strange tangent about the people in Washington, only want to get into our wallets. Please don’t get mad like Mom, but could you tell me what, “never let a good crisis go to waste…”means.
Thanks Uncle Jay, Lynda in Cocoa, Florida
PS. Someday I hope you’ll tell us how much a million, and then a billion and then a trillion is,cause I don’t understand the whole math thing…….
May 10th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Uncle Jay, You can even make bad news sound good. You Rock!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Uncle Jay i don’t watch the news except for jon stewart, the colbert report and YOU. Are we being invaded by tribbles now??
May 11th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
My Dearest Uncle Jay…..
That cat’s head was huge. I’m concerned.
Should I be? LMAO
Lovin’ ya in California,
Diane
May 11th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Thnx Uncle Jay. LOL the “other” Uncle Jay. and Woot! for mentioning STAR TREK!
May 12th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Hey Uncle Jay,
Love the show but one issue…we have a Republic not a Democracy. You know…public school education again.
See ya!
May 12th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Wow Uncle Jay, did you see that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had to flee to Iraq on a junket after she got caught in a little fib about knowing about water boarding. Because Speaker Pelosi is from California, maybe she thought they were talking about surf boarding. Can you explain?
Thanks Uncle Jay for your news insight!
Danny, Texas
May 12th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Dear Uncle Jay,
I heard someone say that people “spin” the news so I got daddy’s newspaper, read a story, spun the paper and reread the story. It said the same thing. Why spin it? I’m confused.
Bobby
May 13th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Thanks for reminding me about Norman Greenbaum’s “Spirit in the Sky”. I managed to miss owning an 8-track tape. Not because I am too young, but because I was too poor during the 15 minutes they were popular. Sigh.
May 14th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Hey Uncle Jay thanx for mentioning how the tv machine seems to fixate on women being, raped, murdered, raped and murdered, or abducted, raped, and murdered. We are bombarded with salacious stories of violence against women and girl children. If women and girls weren’t afraid to live freely before we sure get the message now, be afraid be very afraid. That will fix us. Blessings.