Just when you think things are at their worst, we get a bonus! It’s so backwards that Rihanna’s on Nightline and Barack Obama’s on the Tonight Show. Uncle Jay explains why basketball is the only news that’s NOT madness.
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March 22nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
HI Uncle Jay,
So….. March madness has begun. Or, is it just that the ‘madness’ has begun. Or, did that begin just after the election in November? So many questions…..
I am glad that I can depend on you, Uncle jay, for solid answers.
Well, I think I’ll go back to sleep now…
Thanks for the giggles Uncle Jay !!
Your gal pal,
Diane
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 pm
And the most interesting thing about all this madness is that all of the players, even those who refuse to be eliminated will claim that the ball’s now in somebody else’s court.
Another beauty, Uncle Jay!
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Hi Oncle J:
The United States Congress is to be congratulated for being soooo lenient towards those greedy AIG executives.
After all, they greedily accepted payment that they were legally entitled to and to which everyone had contractually agreed. And we only made they give it back…or else!
If this issue had arisen in Nazi Germany, these AIG misfits would have been executed on the spot! As a civilized nation, the United States will not (yet) resort to this sort of barbaric tactic.
Later,
Oncle Robert
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Dear Uncle Jay,
Will you marry me? OK. At least consider a shot at being treasury secretary when the current one gives up…
daisyfae
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Uncle Jay, it appears you need a proofreader. I’m available. You spelled reesponzability wrong–twice!
Otherwise, keep up the good work.
By the way, I’m from Salem, NH, too! Say hi to Stephie for me!
Uncle Jay replies:
Unfortunatly, its tru: Uncl Jy mised on lettr n tht wrd. Sory.
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
excellent. LOL and entertaining. thank you Uncle Jay.
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Fo shizzle, Unca Jay!
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
“Madness was as sane as it gets. Great episode- it is an instant classic. Why don’t you allow all your nieces and nephews share your episodes with our friends, not just on the sites you list? This way we can make your shows viral hits on the internet and possibly infect the world with your wisdom.
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:20 am
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
March 23rd, 2009 at 2:27 am
VERY good one! Now forwarding link to elected officials….
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 am
i love coming home and watching Uncle Jays news reports, thanks Jay
March 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
*laughs* love it, as usual you make more sense than the news.
March 24th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Nice job Uncle Jay. I personally really enjoy March Madness. But I don’t enjoy the fact that AIG is pretty much tanking, and that’s all we really hear about on National News.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I’d say that we should elect Uncle Jay as President, except that… well…
1) He’s too smart!
2) He’s not a member of a elitist organization.
3) He’s too old (oh, wait, that’s Uncle McCain!).
4) He was born in the US.
Besides, if Uncle Jay became the President we’d then have to have a new site… “Uncle Barack Tries to Explain!”
March 25th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Nice……have to say excellent piece of work this week, I couldn’t stop laughing
March 25th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Once again, you ease my massive headache trying to hear what is going on through all the noise.
If I didn’t laugh, I would definitely cry.
Thanks Uncle Jay.
Lynne Lefebvre
March 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Funny and accurate
March 26th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Dear Uncle Jay,
How come your video clips are limited to 3 minutes?! My daddy says you’re funny enough to get at least 5 minutes. Is that too much work for you in a week? Also, why don’t you talk about Spiderman more? I love that guy.
Rob