Our economy is saved! Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse. Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.
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October 5th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Really Uncle Jay!!!! First it was you bungee jumping and now it’s Jerry Springer. What is this world coming to?